Christmas should be in February

In which I successfully argue the case for Christmas being in February. Open for great points to a useless position.

Now that the holidays have wrapped up and the majority of people have given up on their new year's resolution, it's time for the grind/depression/draught of holidays that lasts pretty much until one of the many bank holidays in May around the world. It's kind of a terrible time of year. There's little to look forward to, and pretty much all of winter is during this draught. With that being said, the new hill I've decided to die on is that Christmas should be in February, and there's a good amount of data to back it up. 1. February is...