Tips on writing a resume in the US Tech sphere

In which I outline what I believe makes a good resume. Open for tips on making a good first (paper) impression.

Disclaimer: I am not a recruiter or a career coach, however I did: - attend multiple resume workshops while at the University of Southern California hosted by FAANG (and the like) companies - get multiple offers in the past two years from Uber, United Airlines, and Visa - get recruited by Amazon, Google, and various start-ups One page resumes only Tech positions often get hundreds of applicants. Hiring managers typically know what they're looking for, and as such won't take more than a couple minutes at most to read your resume. The way I've learned it: resumes should be one...